Sunday, August 3, 2025

Tess of the d'Urbervilles (5*)


Reading Thom Gunn's letters persuaded me to pick up Thomas Hardy for the first and likely not last time despite the author's ruinous take on love at first sight.  Tess of the D'Urbervilles consistently elevates the spiritual over the carnal.  Not only Jesus died for our sins; the young title character might as well have, although she isn't particularly religious and her life is nearly a decade shorter than his. 

Tess, eldest child of a struggling family, remains very much an exemplary country girl despite her modest education. Just as her drunken father discovers he is related to an aristocratic family whose name has been appropriated by a 19th-century merchant, Tess falls for the aptly named Angel Clare, also the name of Art Garfunkel's first solo album (dreadful, just like Hardy's character).  Unfortunately, Angel doesn't ask her to dance during a festival in which she and other bonneted maidens celebrate the arrival of spring before disappearing for two years.  Their rural setting is key to understanding Hardy's mindset.  He sexualizes the natural world in lyrical descriptions perhaps because writing about what happens between men and women in their bedroom was still off-limits in 1891.

Rays from the sunrise drew forth the buds and stretched them into long stalks, lifted up sap in noiseless streams, opened petals, and sucked out scents in invisible jets and breathings.

Mrs. Darbyfield, Tess's singing mother, pushes her to call on the phony D'Urbervilles who maintain an imposing estate within walking distance of their hovel where she can't ever seem to finish the laundry. Tess reluctantly agrees and soon finds herself in the clutches of Alec D'Uberville who arranges for her to maintain his blind mother's aviary. Mrs. Darbyfield would like nothing better than to marry off Tess to Alec, but Tess repeatedly discourages his attentions although she soon comes to enjoy her new life, and she's quite good at making the birds sing. After Alec saves her from an attack by drunken villagers jealous of her beauty, Hardy remains coy about exactly what happens next.

But as the second "phase" of the serialized novel--"A Maiden No More"--begins, Tess returns home, pregnant, in a deep funk.  Her mother is furious and her father is ashamed but her siblings are delighted to see her. Tess self-christens her baby Sorrow before it dies and outsmarts a local vicar to facilitate a church burial.  It's unclear if Alec knows that he has fathered a child with Tess but there's no doubt that he's consumed by the girl he doesn't consider marrying because of her inferior social status, the first of many ironies in this almost Gothic novel, given the fact that she, not Alec, is actually descended from the cursed D'Urberville blood line (at one point, Tess actually steps into one of their concrete coffins).

Tess leaves home a second time, this time finding employment as a milkmaid on an idyllic dairy farm where Angel Clare, an "enlightened" pastor's son, is apprenticing because he is far less enamored of the church than his older brothers.  Although Angel doesn't remember his earlier encounter with Tess, he soon falls under her spell as surely as the cows she milks so proficiently. He proposes marriage; Tess refuses because of her surprisingly well-kept secret and encourages him instead to court three other milkmaids who also are completely besotted by Angel. 

Nevertheless, he persists, and Tess finally agrees to wed after many sleepless nights, before and during their engagement, shortened by his desire to seek his agricultural future in Brazil. After rejecting her mother's advice to keep her mouth shut, Tess tries to confess but loses her nerve and reveals to Angel instead that she's actually a D'Urberville, another stop on Hardy's irony train.  While Angel has professed disdain for aristocratic families--the ostensible reason she hasn't told him previously--he revels in the idea that Tess's genealogy will make her more acceptable to his parents.

But Tess can't catch a break.  When Angel confesses that he has had a sexual past on their wedding night, she seizes the opportunity to tell him her own truth.  Hypocritically, he shuns her before they have consummated their marriage but divorce is out of the question. Off he sails to Brazil and she once again returns to a life of ever increasing self-sacrifice with her family.  By this time, Alec has become an itinerant pastor, tutored by Angel's father, preaching a kind of English fire and brimstone.  But once Alec encounters Tess again, he experiences a kind of conversion and does everything in his considerable power to make Tess his own. She eventually succumbs, to tragic effect for both.

It's hard for the modern reader to interpret what happens during the last phase of the novel.  Hardy himself explicitly acknowledges history's sweeping changes in two concise sentences, early in the book.

Between the mother, with her fast-perishing lumber of superstitions, folk-lore, dialect, and orally transmitted ballads, and the daughter, with her trained National teachings and Standard knowledge under an infinitely Revised Code, there was a gap of two hundred years as ordinarily understood. When they were together the Jacobean and the Victorian ages were juxtaposed.

While reading Tess, I felt as if it were the Victorian and New Millennium ages being juxtaposed.  When rationalizing their need to marry sooner rather than later, Angel says this to the hardworking Tess, whose employment at the dairy farm is about to end:

. . .  since you will probably have to leave at Christmas, it is in every way desirable and convenient that I should carry you off then as my property. 

Thus far, Angel's behavior has been impeccable in the moral sense (he steals only a kiss from Tess), especially in comparison with Alec's.  But here, for the first time, I said "Whoa!" Is Hardy reflecting his own view of marriage or is he setting up Angel--who clearly thinks of his wife as damaged goods after her subsequent confession--for his fall from the reader's grace? 

Or at least mine.  By the end I found myself a lot more sympathetic to Alec than Angel who, when all is said and done, abandons his wife. Sure, Alec preys on Tess again by helping her family and insisting that her husband will never return but it's also equally clear that Alec's feelings about Tess are as strong as those she holds for Angel who never once writes to his wife during their year-long separation.  Isn't it possible that Alec--who does far more materially for Tess than Angel ever did--has atoned for his original sin?

Of course it's also possible that Hardy has created in Angel a sympathetic character for his times who hasn't quite escaped the social mores of pastoral England even though he takes great pride in thinking for himself.  Hardy alludes to his own more sophisticated world shortly after Tess has refused Angel's first proposal, while they're delivering milk to the train station in a horse-drawn wagon.

They crept along towards a point in the expanse of shade just at hand at which a feeble light was beginning to assert its presence, a spot where, by day, a fitful white streak of steam at intervals upon the dark green background denoted intermittent moments of contact between their secluded world and modern life. Modern life stretched out its steam feeler to this point three or four times a day, touched the native existences, and quickly withdrew its feeler again, as if what it touched had been uncongenial. 

Of course their "secluded world" is also a place where nobody bats an eye about the sexual exploitation of very young women.  When Hardy, already a successful novelist, first submitted Tess his publisher rejected it, not because the title character is a 16-year-old girl whose own mother views her primarily as a meal ticket but because the novelist had treated a "fallen woman" sympathetically.  No wonder Roman Polanski chose to adapt the novel!  Released in 1980, Tess starred Nastassja Kinski who was 17 at the time he filmed it. And Jeffrey Epstein would have had a field day Talbothays, the dairy farm which employs numerous underage milkmaids in addition to the despoiled yet saintly Tess!

Friday, August 1, 2025

I Dream Of Joni (4*)


Whenever I read a celebrity profile, I always mine it for interesting "tidbits."  For example, Prince told Rolling Stone in 1985 that The Hissing of Summer Lawns, released by Joni Mitchell a decade earlier, "was the last album I loved all the way through." I really took that comment to heart, as the recording always had been a favorite of mine even though many critics maligned it upon release because Mitchell clearly had left behind the folk music that made her reputation.

Henry Alford has taken the tidbit approach--he calls them snapshots--to Mitchell's entire life and I devoured them, one after the other, like a greedy dog ignoring his nutritious bowl of dry food while scarfing down table scraps.  I soon realized how little gossip I knew about the woman in spite of reading Shelia Weller's Girls Like Us which also chronicles the lives of Carole King and Carly Simon.  Mitchell, however, really is in a category all of her own, in terms of her music, her love life, her outspokenness and her grievance.  As much as I enjoyed I Dream of Joni, I can't really say Alford's dissection of her mystique--which puts her decision to prioritize career over motherhood front and center--left me liking her very much.

Liking her personally, of course, is beside the point as it is with many artists of her calibre. But snarky Alford--he began his career at Spy magazine--loves nothing better than to stir the pot.  He called a freelance journalist who had interviewed Mitchell for the Los Angeles Times in 2010, after she publicly ripped him a new one for his subsequent article even though he had quoted her accurately about Bob Dylan ("He's a plagiarist, and his name and voice are fake.  Everything about Bob is a deception. We are like night and day, he and I.").

It's better to be called an asshole by Joni Mitchell than not to be on her radar at all.  You know what I mean?  I think Joni Mitchell is a fucking genius, and if my name leaves her lips by any means . . . I mean, it might even be better to be bitched out by her than to be praised.

Yet Mitchell's "bitchiness" doesn't seem to have interfered with her love life, as fertile a territory for Alford as the Mississippi delta.  She remains coy about whether or not she slept with Warren Beatty ("I can't remember") who asked her to connect him with Georgia O'Keefe, but a list of her longer liaisons reads like a who's who of the Laurel Canyon scene, perhaps Alford's best snapshot:

Yikes, Laurel Canyon – just reading about you gives us a contact hi. Centered around one of the deeper fissures in the only mountain range to bisect a major city, this neighborhood was both a literal and metaphorical refuge for the creative folk who moved there in the sixties – as it had been for the film industry folk who lived their previously. Imagine a lite FM theme park populated by all your favorite peddlers of mellow – Carole King, Neil Young, James Taylor, Linda Ronstadt, Bonnie Raitt, Harry Nilsson, Glen Campbell, Paul Williams, and Jackson Browne lived in this enclave, as did members of the Eagles, the Byrds, the Turtles, Three Dog Night, the Doors and the Mamas and the Papas. The neighborhood smelled of eucalyptus and potential. 

Mitchell seems to have been the one to do most of the dumping in her relationships, but David Crosby, Graham Nash and James Taylor all remember their liaisons with fondness and respect.  She and Taylor think of Sting--who along with Harry Styles and Taylor Swift is name checked as a younger-generation fan--as the son they never had (OK Boomer!). Her break-up with Taylor, then an off-and-on-junkie ("Cold Blue Steel and Sweet Fire") about to become more famous than she sent Mitchell into bitter Canadian exile where she wrote the incomparable songs that comprise my first (and favorite) Mitchell album, For The Roses.

Alford also delves into the cringiest aspect of Mitchell's career, at least by today's standards.  She costumed herself in Black face for the cover of Don Juan's Reckless Daughter, the 1977 double album where she lost my unsophisticated ear, in a kind of literal expression of her musical commitment to freeform jazz.  More offensively, he includes an anecdote about Don Alias, a six-foot-five-inch Black percussionist who toured with her.  She "celebrated" their sexual relationship by painting him nude with an erection and displayed the portrait in the living room of the Soho loft where they lived together for three years. Embarrassed, Alias (deceased since 2006) asked Mitchell to remove his dick pic.  Her response?  She repainted his genitals without a soft penis but left the portrait hanging.  Is Alford, openly gay, implying that Mitchell is a size queen?  It sounds like hearsay, although a pretty strong case can me made that Mitchell's love life had more in common with gay men than most of her peers (just ask Angie Bowie!).

Which brings us to her relationship with David Geffen who dated Cher before he became Mitchell's part-time roommate and signed her to Asylum Records in 1972.  I'd long known that Geffen was Mitchell's "Free Man in Paris" and that he's gay (he briefly owned a beach house in the Pines during my tenure).  What I didn't know was that Geffen begged Mitchell not to include the song because he thought this lyric would "out" him:

I deal in dreamers and telephone screamers
Lately I wonder what I do it for
If l had my way, I'd just walk through those doors
And wander down the Champs-Élysées
Going café to cabaret
Thinking how I'll feel when I find
That very good friend of mine

Now that's what I call deep in the closet!  Geffen, of course, has changed his tune. According to Alford, he instructs his chauffeur to play the song in his limo to impress his much younger dates (meow), although it's hard to imagine David Armstrong humming along. And Mitchell's fondness for Geffen--who arguably contributed more to her commercial success than anyone before or since--has curdled into resentment of the "star making machinery" he represented:  when asked in 2010 why she painted a portrait of Geffen with a banana in his mouth, she complained that he had used her as a "beard."  

A pattern appears to emerge from Alford's snapshots, one that I would argue is more critical to understanding Mitchell than giving her daughter up for adoption:  her resentment of the patriarchy which consigned her to niche-artist status. It took her near-death from a brain aneurysm a decade ago for the culture at large to begin honoring Mitchell's innovative genius.  She's finally begun to get the recognition that she always craved--and deserved.

I Dream of Joni is by far the dishiest contribution to Mitchell's canonization; in fact, it's an absolute "Banquet."