Sunday, November 18, 2012

Arrival in Dehli


The non-stop flight from Newark takes 14 hours.  From the air, Delhi looked liked Las Vegas on fire:  lots of neon enveloped in smoke.  The airport, just a couple of years old, does little to dispel that image, by welcoming you with some design razzmatazz.  Like the signs marking the rest rooms.  Ladies:


and gents:


A bank of sculptures depicts what I'm guessing are spiritual gestures.


So far there's little to suggest you're in a developing country.  Until you step outside and your senses are assaulted with the acrid smell of smoke that stings your eyes, burns your throat and clogs your nose.  Get used to it!

Chris, our occasionally reluctant travel director, arranged for a van and driver, Kamleesh, who would be with us most of the trip.  A private contractor, he had just purchased a brand new vehicle.  It sat eight of us comfortably, along with our guides and and once, a couple of stranded French tourists.  Thom pulled the curtains shut whenever India became too much for him, which was often.


Nerves of steel kept Kamleesh calm as he negotiated India's untamed traffic.  You never really know what may be hurtling towards you around the next corner, and road dividers are no guarantee that drivers will be going in the right direction.  

Kamleesh's "can-do" attitude served us well.  Once, when we were boxed in by tourist buses at an architectural monument and the drivers were nowhere to be found, Kamleesh boarded a bus and backed it out of our path.


Matthew, who always wears his "permasmile" for photos (you'll see what I mean), often sat in the front seat next to Kamleesh.  They struck up a friendship despite the fact that neither Matthew nor the rest of us could get his name right for the first several days.   


One of the first things you notice about Delhi, apart from the smoke and the traffic, are the stray dogs.  Punim, our local guide told us that Indians don't really own pets but because the Hindus worship all living things, the animals get by.  That didn't stop the dog lovers among us from wanting to take the really cute ones home.  Sadly, I can't say that we had the same reaction to the kids.


Punim introduced us to Delhi's rather bewildering history (the Hindus and the Mulsims constantly struggling in a seesaw balance of power) to us en route to Humayan's Tomb.   Built in the Mughal style that culminated with the Taj Mahal, it cost her 1.5 million rupees in 1570.  According to an airport ATM receipt, which showed my balance in rupees rather than dollars, I could have built a few tombs of my own.  Where's your time machine when you need it?


Punim, at the far right in the navy blue sari, described the tomb as a starter version of the Taj Mahal which uses white marble, instead of sandstone, because it inters a woman.


The interior isn't nearly as impressive, though I did like this ceiling detail.


Here we are standing in the tomb's gardens, the first of many group shots.  Left to right: Andrew, Steven, Thom, Chris, Dan, George and me.  Guess who's 79?


We encountered our first cliche back in the parking lot.  Someone more cynical than I suggested the cobra might be made of rubber.


Here's some sideways video:


Crowds, including hundreds of vendors, mobbed India Gate, inspired by the Arc de Triomphe.  Erected to commemorate 90,000 Indians who lost their lives fighting for the British, mostly during World War I, it now is the site of the Indian Army's Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. 


An empty canopy sits across the street.  George V, known as the "Emperor of India" once sat on his throne here.  After the end of the British Raj, somebody wisely moved him to a less prominent location.  Democracy still hasn't managed to fill the vacancy.


We drove past government buildings in central Delhi which, since the terrorist attacks in Mumbai, aren't as accessible as they once were.  In fact, security throughout India is pretty tight.  Bureaucrats drive around in these little cars.


Mahatma Gandhi is the father of his country, like George Washington in America.  Except that Gandhi's revolution against the British was non-violent.  Too bad that didn't protect him from getting killed by a Hindu extremist who thought he was a Muslim sympathizer.  The Gandhi Museum occupies his assassination site, a few steps away from the spartan room where he spent his last night.

  
It's hard to imagine anyone living so simply nowadays.


Gandhi's asceticism didn't give the museum curators much to work with apart from some frescoes that illustrated the story of his life.  He acquired his iconic look later in life.




One display case exhibited all his worldly possessions, including these eyeglasses.  What would Gandhi think of India, the world's biggest democracy, as it inches toward modernity in fits and starts?  Our group had some spirited discussions about this when we weren't fretting about how much to tip.

Upon arrival at our next destination, we spotted a pushcart vendor that would have excited any of the few remaining Kodak investors.  Film is alive and colorful, if not well, in India. The guys who swarm you at the tourist sites know enough to try to sell you memory cards now.


750 years before Gandhi helped achieved Indian independence, Muslims built Qutub Minar, much of it salvaged from Hindu temples that they had destroyed.  At 72 meters, it's the highest stone tower in the country and has been struck by lightning more than once.


Here's a close-up.


Nothing like late afternoon light for photos.  Here's Chris, Matthew and Thom in front of the mosque.


Intricately carved pillars provided the perfect backdrop for a couples shot.



Indian tourists outnumbered Western tourists everywhere we went, and I discovered that they will happily and unselfconsciously pose for pictures taken by foreigners.


A mother and her two daughters looked out of a tourist bus window.
















Sunday, October 7, 2012

Scenes from a Summer (2012)

The season got off to a slow start.  Andrew & Steven skipped the month of May entirely, so we pulled out the appetizer stops their first weekend.


Who could blame them?  The harbor was still a construction site, with Sip 'n Twirl a lot farther along than the Pavilion.



Curtis made himself useful prior to the arrival of his nemesis but I think even he is appalled by the plastic cocktail glasses.


Thom got custody of Vita this summer.  She can be quite a handful.  And she loves her puff pastry!


Neither Chris nor Varick, our resident dog whisperers, could get the dogs to declare an indoors truce.



As usual, we ate very well.  Is there anything better than Thom's focaccia?





























Varick loves to cook.



Andrew not so much.



Lots of long walks to Cherry Grove helped burn off some of the calories from all that eating and drinking.  The contrasts range from the sublime



. . . to the ridiculous.



Everybody spent more time than usual in the Grove this summer.  The Saturday pool party at the Ice Palace was a regular destination for my housemates thanks to Logan Hardcore.

 
She and Ginger Snapt ended up in the pool after doing "My Heart Will Go On Forever."



An honest-to-goodness bride-to-be enjoyed the show, too.


The invasion always brings some pretty ladies to the Pines.


Our house had more than its share!


Eve Harrington and Margot Channing did a number from Wicked.


A dominatrix can liven up any party.


Margo took her cue from Logan.



For some reason, however, the ladies only rarely visited during the day.  Maybe the combination of appletinis and Beyonce's "Love On Top" were irresistible.


We had to tell Mateje "no heels in the pool."


Girl, your handbag don't match yo shoes!


I love the concept of drag detritus.


Which can be found everywhere.


Guests always are welcome at our house.




We had such a good time, it's a wonder we got to the harbor at all.


At the end of the summer, we ran into Dan, Randy's former boyfriend.  That relationship brought Andrew & Steven into our house, so we owe him big-time.


Our Dan comes and goes, but Chris, Thom and I have spent more than 20 seasons together.


Chris says 2012 was one of the top five summers ever for reasons I won't go into.  Let's just say he's still recovering.


And it's almost Halloween!