Fifi Mahony's

Fun Fact:  Wigs made William Shawn, the storied editor of The New Yorker, so squeamish that he didn't allow this word in print.

Imagine what he would have made of Fifi Mahony's, the premier purveyor of fake hair in the US!

Overheard in New Orleans:

Me:  Oh, look it's the Fifi Mahony mascot.  Somebody should turn her on!

Cute guy staring intently at his phone nearby:  Don't look at me, I'm gay.