Wednesday, August 20, 2025

FLASHBACK: The Green-Wood Cemetery (December 2006)

Could the pearly gates of heaven be any more elaborate than the entrance to the Green-Wood Cemetery in Brooklyn?  It's a little more than half the size of Central Park and almost as pretty is some respects.


I had organized a memorial service to honor the centenary of Henry Bergh's death when I worked at the ASPCA. The event didn't attract much press attention in 1988 although it did satisfy the ego needs of my boss, a former Jesuit priest eager to be seen as more than the president of an organization that put 80,000 "companion animals" to death every year under contract to New York City.  Few, if any, ended up here.


When I returned nearly two decades later, I couldn't find Bergh's grave.  Embedded in the side of a slope, it resembles the pyramid known as the "Eye of Providence" on the back of a dollar bill, 


Manhattan almost looks like a mirage in the distance.


Lenny's ghost can see it from his modest grave.  He was born the same year as my father.


Freestyle engraving evokes more supernatural vibes.


A monogrammed fence surrounds the final resting place of Boss Tweed who once personified corruption in New York City.  


Long forgotten movers and shakers marked their graves with statues dressed in the fashions of another era.


I dubbed this one, more than a little eroded by eternity, "Mr. Micawber" because it reminded me of the role W.C. Fields played in David Copperfield.


Symbols effectively communicate professional careers.


Women can't seem to break out of the angel mold.




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Tuesday, August 19, 2025

FLASHBACK: Last Stop on the D Train (November 2006)

I got a preview of early retirement after leaving the American Red Cross with a big retention bonus for staying until the September 11 Recovery Program ended in mid-November.  Unemployment would have been preferable in the summer but it gave me more time for outer borough excursions.  The D train took me to Coney Island one mild, sunny morning after Thanksgiving.


Almost no one was going in my direction but you know you're in what was once one of the world's most popular beaches as soon as you step off the train into the airy, outdoor station.




The bright colors of a movie theater fire escape contrasted with the milky autumn sky.


Many people go to fly their freak flag, particularly during the annual Mermaid Parade.


Tasty food, nearly all of it bad for you, is a big part of the Coney Island experience.




The Parachute Jump, originally constructed for the 1939 World's Fair in Queens, was acquired by Steeplechase Park in the early 1940s.  It stopped operating for good 25 years later, although it now functions as an LED light tower, illuminated for special occasions. It's clearly visible from the NY Ferry to Rockaway Beach.



A boardwalk mash-up included an ice cream sundae in painted concrete.


Neptune, King of the Sea, and other kitschy embellishments were badly in need of restoration.  Who can resist a smiling dolphin?


Retirees, some of whom brought beach chairs, sunned themselves while gazing at container ships moving to and fro on the horizon.  "Is it lunchtime yet?"


Like Vegas, Coney Island usually looks better under artificial light but it offers a feast of color no matter the hour.



If the Cyclone had been open, I probably would have gone for a ride, just as New Yorkers have done for nearly a century: customers first began lining up on June 26, 1927.



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Saturday, August 16, 2025

Sal Mineo: A Biography (4*)


I bought this 2010 bio by Michael Gregg Michaud from a terrific used book store in Boca Raton of all places, instantly smitten by the cover photograph.  Of course I was mostly familiar with Sal Mineo from his iconic role in Rebel Without A Cause (1955), as Hollywood's prototypical (but closeted) gay boy with a crush on the smoldering James Dean, but I'd also recently watched him playing a courageous young Holocaust survivor in Exodus (1960).  He got Best Supporting Actor Oscar nominations for both, the first when he was just 17.

In other words, Mineo became a star a lot earlier than most of his contemporaries.  Born to a Sicilian family and raised in the South Bronx, Mineo was discovered in a dancing school where his mother had put him to keep him off the mean streets.  By age 11, he was earning more than his father, a coffin-maker, on Broadway, first in The Rose Tattoo and then in The King and I, where Yul Brynner became his mentor and lifelong friend.  He was--and would remain--the go-to guy for ethnic roles on stage, the big screen and television, risibly including Native Americans in a Disney picture (Mineo rides bareback!) and John Ford's last film (he and the director, a "man's man," did not get along).

Author Michaud is nothing if not thorough in his biography.  He documents the actor's career in gig-by-gig detail, including a misbegotten stint as a pop singer engineered more by his mother's desire to capitalize on Mineo's popularity as a teen idol than any particular talent, and a wackily charming appearance on "What's My Line?".  Two of the people closest to Mineo--Jill Haworth, his love interest in Exodus and eventually his girlfriend, and Courtney Burr III, his gay lover with the most stickiness (their off-and-on relationship was what would today be known as "open")--clearly trusted Michaud enough to speak freely about their friend who struggled less with his sexual orientation than its impact on his short life in the limelight.

Mineo's "bisexuality" doesn't come up at all until Haworth, who lost her virginity to Mineo, discovers him in bed with Bobby Sherman in their Malibu beach house, more than halfway through the book.  From there, it's as if a dam has broken; for the next 200 pages, which covers a period in Mineo's life when he can find work only on television and the theater (often the kind that also serves dinner), it suddenly seems as if he's all gay, all the time. He becomes mostly defined by other people's perceptions and his pursuit of "edgy" material that can be produced in an increasingly more sexually liberated world.  

Fortune and Men's Eyes, a play addressing homosexuality in prison that he both directs and stars in, is the most successful example. Don Johnson, fresh out of drama school in San Francisco (later Mineo's roommate), is also in the cast. Tellingly, Michaud does not include Johnson--who personifies Mineo's "type"--in his acknowledgments despite what the book depicts as their close friendship.  It's also a shame that another gay actor who got his start as a child, Roddy McDowall, died before he could spill the tea about his pal Sal.  McDowall incorrectly fingered Mineo's lover as a suspect in the actor's brutal murder (they hated each other).


In fact, I got more insight into Mineo's psychology by chance as a result of a coincidental revival of one of the actor's mid-career movies at the Film Forum.  In Who Killed Teddy Bear?--co-starring Elaine Stritch (!) as a no-nonsense lesbian trying to seduce a savvy and sexy Juliet Prowse--Mineo plays Larry, a nightclub waiter whose obscene phone calls escalate into murder (hysterically, the uses his fake "What's My Line?" voice).  The lead NYPD detective investigating the case specializes in sexual perversion and director Joseph Cates pans as lovingly over the scholarly texts on his desk as he does the magazines that Larry peruses in a Times Square porn shop.  But Larry, who is shown being seduced by his mother, has a good side, too, taking care of his younger sister who, after witnessing their tryst, fell backwards down the stairs, suffering permanent brain damage.  This is cuckoo, I thought, as I watched Mineo's luridly compelling performance: whatever possessed a two-time Academy Award contender to accept this bizarre role which also includes exposing lots of skin and wearing white pants as tight as any pair sported by Peter Berlin?  

And then it hit me: Mineo, whose own mother was overbearing at least and ended up bankrupting him,  may have been both pushing boundaries in an attempt to generate audience sympathy for "sexual perversion" in general AND winking at a subset of the audience who appreciated his homoeroticism with a little gay exhibitionism.  As they say now, if you know, you know.

In February, 50 years will have passed since Mineo, the random victim of a robbery, was stabbed to death at the age of 37.  We likely will never know his real story but Michaud's book could provide a solid foundation on which to base a killer series about the costs of a dimming star's refusal to play the fame game in a pre-Stonewall world.  An entire episode could be devoted to the filming of Giant, surely the gayest major motion picture film set in history.  In addition, to Mineo, who played a Mexican-American ranch hand, it featured Rock Hudson, James Dean, Earl Holliman and Elizabeth Taylor.

Calling Ryan Murphy.  Right now!


Friday, August 15, 2025

FLASHBACK: 447 Ocean (Summer 2006)

Our fifth house in the Pines was almost as far east as 448 Boulevard and inequitable bedrooms made it challenging to share but we loved the pool.  It got sun all day, something 485 Tarpon had lacked.

 


We hadn't known that Mark, one of our housemates and newly single, would buy the place before the season began.  What would it like be living with our landlord?  That turned out to be the least of my problems.


Nearly everyone from the summer before--including Steven, Randy, Thom and Andrew had returned.  For some reason I didn't take a lot of housemate pictures.


The roof deck offered great views of Casa Debris, with its ever changing cast of characters. Unfortunately, the spiral staircase to get there made it a pain for cocktails although Thom managed to serve a fabulous focaccia as the sun set late one afternoon.




There were several colorful guests, too, none of whose names I remember.


Except for Matthew & Wolfie, on his last legs.  Apparently the crew was headed to something called "Brendan Nights."

Long walks appealed to me more than other people's parties.

I negotiated for the least favorable bedroom--an angular sleeping loft off the staircase with a window that didn't open--in return for unrestricted guest privileges.  Florian flew in from Chicago.

He was very happy to be back.



At 52, I long ago had realized darkness and distance were my two best friends.


Chris joined us for another long beach walk.


But leaving Florian at the house on his own for a week during his second visit proved to be a mistake. After I discovered he had hooked up with both a porn star and a reputed Kohler--from the family that made a mint manufacturing bathroom fixtures--our relationship went down the toilet. Lots of drama ensued when I put him on the ferry back to Sayville, several days early.  It personalized a belief I've always held about the Pines:  it's a candy store that can be toxic for couples.


I'd kicked my best pal out of paradise.


You can't beat the Grove for crafty wit!


My days working for the American Red Cross September 11 Recovery Program would come to a planned, well-compensated end in November.  Jeanine, Rosemary and Melvin celebrated their earlier RIF (reduction in force) packages with a day at the beach just before Labor Day.


Gray weather discouraged less intrepid colleagues from making the trip on the LIRR.


But Ted (far right) joined us. Melvin, who had a great eye, took this photo.  Covid killed him in November 2020 after a six-week fight.


Nature, like art, offers a lot of solace.





At the end of the season, developers tore down the Pavilion--where I had spent nearly twenty seasons drinking at high tea and dancing after midnight--to make way for a new nightlife complex, a gym and a store selling prepared foods.  The Pines was definitely changing, and not always in a good way. Holmes never would have approved of serving prepared food for dinner.


But the place never has lost its natural beauty.

Sunday, August 3, 2025

Tess of the d'Urbervilles (5*)


Reading Thom Gunn's letters persuaded me to pick up Thomas Hardy for the first and likely not last time despite the author's ruinous take on love at first sight.  Tess of the D'Urbervilles consistently elevates the spiritual over the carnal.  Not only Jesus died for our sins; the young title character might as well have, although she isn't particularly religious and her life is nearly a decade shorter than his. 

Tess, eldest child of a struggling family, remains very much an exemplary country girl despite her modest education. Just as her drunken father discovers he is related to an aristocratic family whose name has been appropriated by a 19th-century merchant, Tess falls for the aptly named Angel Clare, also the name of Art Garfunkel's first solo album (dreadful, just like Hardy's character).  Unfortunately, Angel doesn't ask her to dance during a festival in which she and other bonneted maidens celebrate the arrival of spring before disappearing for two years.  Their rural setting is key to understanding Hardy's mindset.  He sexualizes the natural world in lyrical descriptions perhaps because writing about what happens between men and women in their bedroom was still off-limits in 1891.

Rays from the sunrise drew forth the buds and stretched them into long stalks, lifted up sap in noiseless streams, opened petals, and sucked out scents in invisible jets and breathings.

Mrs. Darbyfield, Tess's singing mother, pushes her to call on the phony D'Urbervilles who maintain an imposing estate within walking distance of their hovel where she can't ever seem to finish the laundry. Tess reluctantly agrees and soon finds herself in the clutches of Alec D'Uberville who arranges for her to maintain his blind mother's aviary. Mrs. Darbyfield would like nothing better than to marry off Tess to Alec, but Tess repeatedly discourages his attentions although she soon comes to enjoy her new life, and she's quite good at making the birds sing. After Alec saves her from an attack by drunken villagers jealous of her beauty, Hardy remains coy about exactly what happens next.

But as the second "phase" of the serialized novel--"A Maiden No More"--begins, Tess returns home, pregnant, in a deep funk.  Her mother is furious and her father is ashamed but her siblings are delighted to see her. Tess self-christens her baby Sorrow before it dies and outsmarts a local vicar to facilitate a church burial.  It's unclear if Alec knows that he has fathered a child with Tess but there's no doubt that he's consumed by the girl he doesn't consider marrying because of her inferior social status, the first of many ironies in this almost Gothic novel, given the fact that she, not Alec, is actually descended from the cursed D'Urberville blood line (at one point, Tess actually steps into one of their concrete coffins).

Tess leaves home a second time, this time finding employment as a milkmaid on an idyllic dairy farm where Angel Clare, an "enlightened" pastor's son, is apprenticing because he is far less enamored of the church than his older brothers.  Although Angel doesn't remember his earlier encounter with Tess, he soon falls under her spell as surely as the cows she milks so proficiently. He proposes marriage; Tess refuses because of her surprisingly well-kept secret and encourages him instead to court three other milkmaids who also are completely besotted by Angel. 

Nevertheless, he persists, and Tess finally agrees to wed after many sleepless nights, before and during their engagement, shortened by his desire to seek his agricultural future in Brazil. After rejecting her mother's advice to keep her mouth shut, Tess tries to confess but loses her nerve and reveals to Angel instead that she's actually a D'Urberville, another stop on Hardy's irony train.  While Angel has professed disdain for aristocratic families--the ostensible reason she hasn't told him previously--he revels in the idea that Tess's genealogy will make her more acceptable to his parents.

But Tess can't catch a break.  When Angel confesses that he has had a sexual past on their wedding night, she seizes the opportunity to tell him her own truth.  Hypocritically, he shuns her before they have consummated their marriage but divorce is out of the question. Off he sails to Brazil and she once again returns to a life of ever increasing self-sacrifice with her family.  By this time, Alec has become an itinerant pastor, tutored by Angel's father, preaching a kind of English fire and brimstone.  But once Alec encounters Tess again, he experiences a kind of conversion and does everything in his considerable power to make Tess his own. She eventually succumbs, to tragic effect for both.

It's hard for the modern reader to interpret what happens during the last phase of the novel.  Hardy himself explicitly acknowledges history's sweeping changes in two concise sentences, early in the book.

Between the mother, with her fast-perishing lumber of superstitions, folk-lore, dialect, and orally transmitted ballads, and the daughter, with her trained National teachings and Standard knowledge under an infinitely Revised Code, there was a gap of two hundred years as ordinarily understood. When they were together the Jacobean and the Victorian ages were juxtaposed.

While reading Tess, I felt as if it were the Victorian and New Millennium ages being juxtaposed.  When rationalizing their need to marry sooner rather than later, Angel says this to the hardworking Tess, whose employment at the dairy farm is about to end:

. . .  since you will probably have to leave at Christmas, it is in every way desirable and convenient that I should carry you off then as my property. 

Thus far, Angel's behavior has been impeccable in the moral sense (he steals only a kiss from Tess), especially in comparison with Alec's.  But here, for the first time, I said "Whoa!" Is Hardy reflecting his own view of marriage or is he setting up Angel--who clearly thinks of his wife as damaged goods after her subsequent confession--for his fall from the reader's grace? 

Or at least mine.  By the end I found myself a lot more sympathetic to Alec than Angel who, when all is said and done, abandons his wife. Sure, Alec preys on Tess again by helping her family and insisting that her husband will never return but it's also equally clear that Alec's feelings about Tess are as strong as those she holds for Angel who never once writes to his wife during their year-long separation.  Isn't it possible that Alec--who does far more materially for Tess than Angel ever did--has atoned for his original sin?

Of course it's also possible that Hardy has created in Angel a sympathetic character for his times who hasn't quite escaped the social mores of pastoral England even though he takes great pride in thinking for himself.  Hardy alludes to his own more sophisticated world shortly after Tess has refused Angel's first proposal, while they're delivering milk to the train station in a horse-drawn wagon.

They crept along towards a point in the expanse of shade just at hand at which a feeble light was beginning to assert its presence, a spot where, by day, a fitful white streak of steam at intervals upon the dark green background denoted intermittent moments of contact between their secluded world and modern life. Modern life stretched out its steam feeler to this point three or four times a day, touched the native existences, and quickly withdrew its feeler again, as if what it touched had been uncongenial. 

Of course their "secluded world" is also a place where nobody bats an eye about the sexual exploitation of very young women.  When Hardy, already a successful novelist, first submitted Tess his publisher rejected it, not because the title character is a 16-year-old girl whose own mother views her primarily as a meal ticket but because the novelist had treated a "fallen woman" sympathetically.  No wonder Roman Polanski chose to adapt the novel!  Released in 1980, Tess starred Nastassja Kinski who was 17 at the time he filmed it. And Jeffrey Epstein would have had a field day Talbothays, the dairy farm which employs numerous underage milkmaids in addition to the despoiled yet saintly Tess!

Friday, August 1, 2025

I Dream Of Joni (4*)


Whenever I read a celebrity profile, I always mine it for interesting "tidbits."  For example, Prince told Rolling Stone in 1985 that The Hissing of Summer Lawns, released by Joni Mitchell a decade earlier, "was the last album I loved all the way through." I really took that comment to heart, as the recording always had been a favorite of mine even though many critics maligned it upon release because Mitchell clearly had left behind the folk music that made her reputation.

Henry Alford has taken the tidbit approach--he calls them snapshots--to Mitchell's entire life and I devoured them, one after the other, like a greedy dog ignoring his nutritious bowl of dry food while scarfing down table scraps.  I soon realized how little gossip I knew about the woman in spite of reading Shelia Weller's Girls Like Us which also chronicles the lives of Carole King and Carly Simon.  Mitchell, however, really is in a category all of her own, in terms of her music, her love life, her outspokenness and her grievance.  As much as I enjoyed I Dream of Joni, I can't really say Alford's dissection of her mystique--which puts her decision to prioritize career over motherhood front and center--left me liking her very much.

Liking her personally, of course, is beside the point as it is with many artists of her calibre. But snarky Alford--he began his career at Spy magazine--loves nothing better than to stir the pot.  He called a freelance journalist who had interviewed Mitchell for the Los Angeles Times in 2010, after she publicly ripped him a new one for his subsequent article even though he had quoted her accurately about Bob Dylan ("He's a plagiarist, and his name and voice are fake.  Everything about Bob is a deception. We are like night and day, he and I.").

It's better to be called an asshole by Joni Mitchell than not to be on her radar at all.  You know what I mean?  I think Joni Mitchell is a fucking genius, and if my name leaves her lips by any means . . . I mean, it might even be better to be bitched out by her than to be praised.

Yet Mitchell's "bitchiness" doesn't seem to have interfered with her love life, as fertile a territory for Alford as the Mississippi delta.  She remains coy about whether or not she slept with Warren Beatty ("I can't remember") who asked her to connect him with Georgia O'Keefe, but a list of her longer liaisons reads like a who's who of the Laurel Canyon scene, perhaps Alford's best snapshot:

Yikes, Laurel Canyon – just reading about you gives us a contact hi. Centered around one of the deeper fissures in the only mountain range to bisect a major city, this neighborhood was both a literal and metaphorical refuge for the creative folk who moved there in the sixties – as it had been for the film industry folk who lived their previously. Imagine a lite FM theme park populated by all your favorite peddlers of mellow – Carole King, Neil Young, James Taylor, Linda Ronstadt, Bonnie Raitt, Harry Nilsson, Glen Campbell, Paul Williams, and Jackson Browne lived in this enclave, as did members of the Eagles, the Byrds, the Turtles, Three Dog Night, the Doors and the Mamas and the Papas. The neighborhood smelled of eucalyptus and potential. 

Mitchell seems to have been the one to do most of the dumping in her relationships, but David Crosby, Graham Nash and James Taylor all remember their liaisons with fondness and respect.  She and Taylor think of Sting--who along with Harry Styles and Taylor Swift is name checked as a younger-generation fan--as the son they never had (OK Boomer!). Her break-up with Taylor, then an off-and-on-junkie ("Cold Blue Steel and Sweet Fire") about to become more famous than she sent Mitchell into bitter Canadian exile where she wrote the incomparable songs that comprise my first (and favorite) Mitchell album, For The Roses.

Alford also delves into the cringiest aspect of Mitchell's career, at least by today's standards.  She costumed herself in Black face for the cover of Don Juan's Reckless Daughter, the 1977 double album where she lost my unsophisticated ear, in a kind of literal expression of her musical commitment to freeform jazz.  More offensively, he includes an anecdote about Don Alias, a six-foot-five-inch Black percussionist who toured with her.  She "celebrated" their sexual relationship by painting him nude with an erection and displayed the portrait in the living room of the Soho loft where they lived together for three years. Embarrassed, Alias (deceased since 2006) asked Mitchell to remove his dick pic.  Her response?  She repainted his genitals without a soft penis but left the portrait hanging.  Is Alford, openly gay, implying that Mitchell is a size queen?  It sounds like hearsay, although a pretty strong case can me made that Mitchell's love life had more in common with gay men than most of her peers (just ask Angie Bowie!).

Which brings us to her relationship with David Geffen who dated Cher before he became Mitchell's part-time roommate and signed her to Asylum Records in 1972.  I'd long known that Geffen was Mitchell's "Free Man in Paris" and that he's gay (he briefly owned a beach house in the Pines during my tenure).  What I didn't know was that Geffen begged Mitchell not to include the song because he thought this lyric would "out" him:

I deal in dreamers and telephone screamers
Lately I wonder what I do it for
If l had my way, I'd just walk through those doors
And wander down the Champs-Élysées
Going café to cabaret
Thinking how I'll feel when I find
That very good friend of mine

Now that's what I call deep in the closet!  Geffen, of course, has changed his tune. According to Alford, he instructs his chauffeur to play the song in his limo to impress his much younger dates (meow), although it's hard to imagine David Armstrong humming along. And Mitchell's fondness for Geffen--who arguably contributed more to her commercial success than anyone before or since--has curdled into resentment of the "star making machinery" he represented:  when asked in 2010 why she painted a portrait of Geffen with a banana in his mouth, she complained that he had used her as a "beard."  

A pattern appears to emerge from Alford's snapshots, one that I would argue is more critical to understanding Mitchell than giving her daughter up for adoption:  her resentment of the patriarchy which consigned her to niche-artist status. It took her near-death from a brain aneurysm a decade ago for the culture at large to begin honoring Mitchell's innovative genius.  She's finally begun to get the recognition that she always craved--and deserved.

I Dream of Joni is by far the dishiest contribution to Mitchell's canonization; in fact, it's an absolute "Banquet."